ISFJacob--What is this I Don't Even
Submit to my kingdom
Oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer ~~ this blog is #nsfw #yolo #swag
Posted on 15th Nov at 11:14 AM, with 1 note

Tie a noose around your mind

Loose enough to breathe fine

And tie it to a tree

Tell it “you belong to me, this ain’t a noose this is a leash
And I have news for you

You must obey me”

Posted on 30th Oct at 11:30 AM

Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit

Posted on 30th Oct at 11:28 AM

It’s easier to tame lions with a chair and a whip
But sometimes it’s easier to let the lion win

Posted on 30th Oct at 11:21 AM

This is the first thing I’ve posted in quite some time. I think from now on I’m just going to use this blog as a platform to store my ramblings and half-written poems.

I don’t really expect anyone to interact with me In any way.

You can probably unfollow me now if you want and you already haven’t.

Posted on 10th Feb at 9:17 PM, with 631,154 notes


next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

Posted on 7th Feb at 11:16 AM, with 132,742 notes


walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

Posted on 7th Feb at 10:46 AM, with 18,105 notes


the wheels on the bus go *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise*

Posted on 7th Feb at 10:45 AM, with 350,201 notes


If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

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